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awwww-cute:

Golden retriever pup trying out his new teeth

awwww-cute:

Golden retriever pup trying out his new teeth

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— 3 days ago with 28901 notes

the-arena-ballerina:

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"

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— 3 days ago with 860088 notes

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

(Source: basedyeeezus, via drbippy)

— 1 week ago with 503898 notes
malformalady:

Burst pipe causing ice damage

malformalady:

Burst pipe causing ice damage

— 1 week ago with 543 notes

fuckyeah-nerdery:

fluffypuppyofficial:

Golden Retriever Appreciation Post

Golden retrievers are the Steve Rogers of canines.

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— 1 week ago with 8288 notes

melodicallyinsane:

chr0nicle-x:

THERE’S ANOTHER ONE OH MY GOD

this gives me life

(Source: cultofkimber, via tooinfinityandbeyonce)

— 1 week ago with 58176 notes

jackofficers:

liquor before beer youre in the clear

beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch

(Source: screenspender, via mask-era)

— 1 week ago with 406646 notes
"And silence, like darkness, can be kind; it, too, is a language."

Hanif Kureishi, from Intimacy (Scribner, 1999)

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— 1 week ago with 3156 notes
elen-sila-lumenn:

thescienceofjohnlock:

corinnestark:

bouncingdodecahedrons:

ifelay:

“So my friend gave her rabbit a cherry” … - Imgur







the best thing I have ever seen.

elen-sila-lumenn:

thescienceofjohnlock:

corinnestark:

bouncingdodecahedrons:

ifelay:

“So my friend gave her rabbit a cherry” … - Imgur

image

image

image

the best thing I have ever seen.

(via madnanners)

— 1 week ago with 243322 notes

aimlessscribbles:

I’m not sure what I just witnessed, but I enjoyed it.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via madnanners)

— 1 week ago with 215303 notes